Moonbase Theta, Out is a serialized micofiction exploration of love, loneliness, and, y’know, the moon. Join us for this showcase before our interview with the creator next week.
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Transcript
INTRO
ELENA: The moon is about to get much lonelier. Her companions on the last functioning moonbase are shutting down and going back home — or are they? Listen to Roger’s memos back to Earth on Moonbase Theta, Out, right here on Radio Drama Revival.
[theme music – a mellow, jazzy groove that gradually fades behind Elena’s voice in the mix]
ELENA: Hello, and welcome to Radio Drama Revival, the podcast that showcases the diversity and vitality of modern audio fiction. I’m your host, Elena Fernandez Collins. Today, experience the first episodes of a fiction podcast in our showcase; next week, return to join us for our creator interview with D.J. Sylvis.
It is easy to forget how much we can encode in our short messages, in our memorandums and our goodnight texts. Roger, the communications officer on the last moonbase preparing its twenty-week shutdown sequence, once a week sends back a few minutes of updates and information to their corporate overlords with scant seconds of personal messages to his husband, Alexandre.
Moonbase Theta, Out’s microfiction is an exercise for your emotional range, how you can vacillate between fear, annoyance, yearning, amusement, isolation, and disappointment in less than five minutes. These feelings bleed together, overlap, and eat their own tails, creating a rapturous, debilitating cycle.
The world in Roger’s 2098 is suffering, though the secrets of what 2098 looks like drip in small increments, a slow jigsaw puzzle for the audience, of what awaits Roger and his skeleton crew back on Earth. Whatever it is, it seems to pale in comparison to how much Roger simply wants to be at home with his husband and their cats, locking out the world and engaging in living on home ground.
Are you ready? Shutdown sequence: commence.
[episodes begin, starting with “Twenty”]
ENCLAVE ANNOUNCER: This is Consortium Channel 5: Moonbase Reports and Broadcasts. The combined corporate moonbase project – a sign of our ongoing success.
The episode begins with a bit of static before Roger breaks through. There may be moments where the quality drops during his monologue, or static takes over again. It may be filtered to give the impression of a broadcast from space.
ROGER: Broadcasting. This is Roger Bragado-Fischer, Communications, Moonbase Theta. The date is August 4, 2098; the time is 10:15. We are now at twenty weeks before base shutdown.
According to guidelines, the majority of our crew has gone into stasis to conserve resources. Still awake from our 42-person complement are myself; Nessa Cheong, Agriculture; Ashwini Ray, Astrophysics; Michell L’Anglois, Security; and Wilder, Base Maintenance. This is as per your list, other than the replacement with Nessa – our other farmer, Harold McVett, was a medical induction due to respiratory distress. A full report will be transmitted after this broadcast.
(pause)
Tasks for the shutdown sequence are outlined in the memo approved by senior management. These will be assigned as they best suit each team member, and include the ramping down of all mining operations, programming the radio telescopes for remote operation, closing down all active experiments, and saving off data. Experiments requiring special attention include BRISTL, where the hedgehogs will need to transition to Earth-standard atmosphere; PIX-E, where the hallucinogenic agents must be neutralized without aspiration; and decisions must be made regarding the mutated tardigrades from Project GROBEAR. All team members will assist in the sterilizing and spaceproofing of laboratory areas as they are closed off.
(pause)
All active crew will also take shifts monitoring the stasis pods, as we have already noted some variations in the reports. We’d like to request the full shutdown logs from Bases Alpha through Eta, to see if they experienced any of the same. None of us are experts in this area; the additional data would be helpful.
(a brief pause, wryly)
Naturally, we’re all looking forward to waking up safe and sound back on Earth. We appreciate you making this a priority.
(brief pause, a bit of irritation seeping in)
We would have accessed the information directly, but our link to the bases on the near side remains broken. I’d like to take an inspection tour of the microwave transmission towers; please see my requests of June 28, July 12, and August 1. Michell will not release the Rover vehicle for my use without your signed approval, despite my numerous . . . numerous requests.
(a barely-breathed sigh)
Of course, this means we have lost video links as well, and with them our view of Earth and how things are going down there. We’re starting to forget your face.
(pause)
Base operations remain within acceptable levels. Helium-3 stores are at 85%, water is at 63%; these will continue to increase with mining at current levels. We’ve switched power to the polar stations as we’re currently in dark phase. Food stores are sufficient, particularly now that there are only five of us to fight over the drumsticks. And three are vegan.
(pause, somewhat amused)
I’ll attach the numbers for that survey the Entertainment wing sent up – we had every crew member run through it pre-stasis. The Foie Gras track had the most heat as far as olfactory goes, but in the traditional media, the senssurround from Hanuman’s Children was more of a hit. Everyone’s excited to live that one on release day.
(pause, insistent, more emotionally invested)
Regarding your comment on my last transmission – if you review my employment contract, I am allocated fifteen seconds of each broadcast for personal messages. My personal message is as follows: To my husband, Alexandre.
(briefest of pauses)
I love you, give Castor and Pollux a treat for me, I’ll be coming home soon.
(after a brief pause)
Moonbase Theta, out.
CREDITS: Thank you for listening to Moonbase Theta, Out.
Leeman Kessler is Roger Bragado-Fischer. This episode was written, edited, and produced by D.J. Sylvis. Theme music is “Star”, by the band, Ramp. Check them out at Ramp-music.net. Additional credits are in the show notes, and additional show information is on https://monkeymanproductions.com. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter — we use Twitter a lot. And if you want to be one of the super moon heroes who help us make the show possible, support us at Patreon.com/monkeymanproductions. We give our backers a lot of extras and behind-the-scenes info, even special minisodes! And you always have our grateful thanks for listening, sharing the show with friends, joining our Discord chat with us — all the ways you become part of our moon-iverse community. Take care, and we’ll be back soon.
ENCLAVE ANNOUNCER: Consortium Channel Five ends our broadcast day with a final message — honor all curfews, listen to security, and keep watching the moon.
[end of “Twenty”, begin “Nineteen”]
[recap of previous episode]
ROGER: Broadcasting. This is Roger Bragado-Fischer, Communications, Moonbase Theta. The date is August 4, 2098; the time is 10:15. We are now at twenty weeks before base shutdown.
(short pause, on an even keel)
According to guidelines, the majority of our crew has gone into stasis to conserve resources. Still awake from our 42-person complement are myself; Nessa Cheong, Agriculture-
NESSA: [earnest] I want to make it right with you, if I can. I want to heal the hurt.
ROGER: Ashwini Ray, Astrophysics-
ASHWINI: [sneering] Oh Mr. Brigado-Fischer. I was amused by the “screw you too”.
ROGER: Michell L’Anglois, Security-
MICHELL: [amused] I wish I coulda seen his stupid face when he heard that! Review camera footage from seven-nine for this date!
ROGER: and Wilder, Base Maintenance.
WILDER: [slightly stressed] I’m doin’ my best here, loves, but I’m definitely still under repair.
ROGER: If you review my employment contract, I am allocated fifteen seconds of each broadcast for personal messages.
ALEXANDRE: My messages aren’t getting through! If they were getting through, I would have heard back by now!
ROGER: To my husband, Alexandre.
(briefest of pauses)
I love you.
ALEXANDRE: If Roger had to tie a note to a rock and drop it down the gravity well!
ROGER: Give Castor and Pollux a treat for me, I’ll be coming home soon.
ALEXANDRE: Roger, gods, I hope this reaches you. I’m gonna — I hope you’re ok up there.
[end of recap]
The episode begins with no real introduction, just a bit of static before Roger breaks through. There may be moments where the quality drops during his monologue, or static takes over again. It may be filtered to give the impression of a broadcast from space.
ROGER: Broadcasting. This is Roger Bragado-Fischer, Communications, Moonbase Theta. The date is August 11, 2098; the time is 22:43.
(short pause, somewhat annoyed)
Base shutdown is at nineteen weeks and counting; all tasks are moving forward on schedule, though with … minor variations. There has been some dispute among the extant crew members over who holds responsibility for quality assurance and final task approval. Our management team, of course, went into stasis on your instructions, which left a certain … vacuum.
(a sardonic chuckle)
Perhaps in space, you believed that was unavoidable. But it is becoming an issue, particularly in the monitoring of the telescopic arrays. Clarification is requested.
(pause)
With the reduction in active personnel, we’ve all been taking shifts in the observatory. Dr. Ray – Ashwini – is immersed in data analysis, particularly as deadlines loom in our schedule. They’ve even taken to sleeping in the chamber. We assist by monitoring the flow in real-time, both from the radio antenna array and the multi-wavelength optical telescopes. Optical monitoring is, of course, only useful when observing closer and more erratic cosmic phenomena.
(pause for breath)
We log variations for review, and if they are marked for follow-up, we alter our focus in that direction. In theory, these decisions come from Ashwini as well, but a lot of it has been passed on to bots they’ve written into the network. Direct feedback or signoff on our labour is nonexistent.
(pause, their voice softens)
It has been intriguing, being brought up to speed on the radio array, learning to read the data. To be sitting hundreds of meters underground, the array spanning the breadth of the Daedalus Crater above us …
(brief pause, reverent)
All of space filtered down in streams of numbers, in correlations and profiles that spiral like the galaxies they reflect …quasars, nebulae, the unbelievable mass of a black hole, invisible but radiant gas clouds … wavelengths too massive to measure through mirrors and glass. It’s a magnificence unimaginable to the naked eye.
(pause, somewhat bashful at his enthusiasm)
Of course, it’s my responsibility as Communications to capture it all, both for reports and to use in crafting outgoing messages. But there have been issues. Michell keeps inserting themselves into the process as if we all report to them, as if Security in the natural order of things trumps science or necessity or …
(softer, quietly)
Beauty.
(again, a little embarrassed, rushing forward)
Certainly, if we find evidence of an incipient alien invasion, or encroaching development by a rival corporate entity, they’ll be the first we alert. But otherwise … you see the issue. If you could provide a memo, perhaps outline a reporting structure for these situations –
(just realizing, recoiling)
I am not suggesting that I be put in charge. I believe Dr. Ray is still capable, given proper motivation and reminders, to manage their area.
(pause, back to normal)
Base operations remain within acceptable levels. Helium-3 stores are at 90% and are being converted and stored for transfer on the returning supply rocket. Water is at 60%; a slight decrease due to an accident caused when the sewage tanks were vented directly to the surface. Please note the attached map and adjust your landing locations appropriately.
(pause, a bit perturbed)
Two final notes, both referring back to my previous transmission. First, we requested copies of the nearside Bases’ shutdown logs for review. So far, our stasis pods have remained stable, but these would assist in reducing some significant safety concerns. Second, regarding my request for vehicle access to inspect and repair the microwave transmission towers. Michell has informed me that this is now pending with Security for approval. I’d ask you to reconsider and respond directly.
(pause, softening)
Personal message follows from this point. Alexandre, I’m missing you terribly today. Pets to Cas and Pol; have you been watching what they eat? You know how they get during squirrel season. You’ve been on my mind so often through the days, wishing I could share all this with you. Should we ever need to escape the strife on Earth, I’ve claimed a nebula in your name. The mathematics are absolutely lovely.
(after a brief pause)
Moonbase Theta, out.
[end of “Nineteen, begin ad break]
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Roger, we’re now receiving.
[begin “Eighteen”]
The episode begins with no real introduction, just a bit of static before Roger breaks through. There may be moments where the quality drops during his monologue, or static takes over again. It may be filtered to give the impression of a broadcast from space.
ROGER: Broadcasting. This is Roger Bragado-Fischer, Communications, Moonbase Theta. The date is August 18, 2098; time is 9:22 and thirty-six seconds. Base shutdown, eighteen weeks.
(short pause, upset)
The supply rocket has not arrived. With our ongoing transmission issues, we are only alerted when the rocket reaches line of sight with Theta; or if a message is sent via satellite, of which there are none currently within range. Thus, we have no news as to whether this is a delay en route, if the rocket was ever launched, or if … there is some more significant issue, of which we have not been informed.
(trying to stay calm)
The primary consideration with this delay is the Helium-3 stores. The tanks are currently on the surface awaiting retrieval; however, the loading dock is within full sunlight – we shifted back to day this week – and it is difficult to maintain temperature for superfluid storage. Moving the tanks back underground would cause significant delays when the rocket does eventually arrive but may prove necessary. And of course, vehicle access to retrieve will require additional approval …
(clears throat)
… from Base Security.
(continuing on)
Most standard on- and offload items are lower priority, although since Nessa has taken over rationing and run an inventory, it is noted we are dangerously low on chocolate.
(brief pause, disapproving)
Stasis pods, as per your recent instructions, will be maintained on base for the time being. I’ve provided a log of the warning light configurations we’ve noted – if you cannot release the other Base logs, then please have your analysts compare and advise from that data. There are only three more rockets scheduled over which we can spread the offload of our personnel.
(pause)
In the meantime, we have begun to sterilize and decommission unused station areas. As mentioned in my previous broadcast, there were a few issues that required additional sterilization, and we’ve only just moved on to the crew quarters. While everyone was requested to move personal items into storage, wipe all media files, and initiate their own cleaning protocols, this has not turned out to be the case.
(still annoyed, but amused as well)
It’s like being a resident assistant after dorm check-out. Dirty clothing stuffed into cubby holes; used food trays, though these did allow us to secure most of the fruit flies which had disappeared from the genetics lab. A variety of contraceptive devices; several religious icons; several football banners, which were of course banned from open display during the last World Cup. Three Pizza Pops, which Nessa has confirmed were never a part of official stores … and one hedgehog who had been written off as deceased in the labs, apparently being kept as a pet.
(pause)
Finally, some of the hydroponics equipment from our farm made its way back to the personal quarters of Harold McVett, Agriculture. I only mention this because the … particular crop they were cultivating may have had to do with their respiratory issues.
(embarrassed cough, businesslike again)
As required by the Entertainment wing, we have been checking all media files for rights management. There were several bootleg copies of Chennai Commandos being passed around, as well as multi tracks by Depression Zed and a few questionable cortex apps. All details were logged and provided to Michell for reporting.
(pause, more urgent)
It appears that the satellite has moved into range while I composed this message, with no updates regarding the status of our supply rocket. Please reply as soon as you receive this broadcast.
(brief pause, just a bit hurried)
Alexandre, I’m sorry, I have to get this sent out. All my love, please take care of yourself. I’m already looking forward to the day I’m back in our terrible, lumpy bed.
(sighs, a pause)
Moonbase Theta, out.
[end of “Eighteen”, begin “Seventeen”]
ROGER: Broadcasting. Roger Bragado-Fischer, Moonbase Theta. The date is August 25, 2098; 8:45 in the morning. Seventeen weeks before base shutdown.
(brief pause, concerned)
Your reply to my previous message, “Rocket delay – border skirmishes affecting access to Alacântra launchpad,” with no further explanation, has caused a rising level of dismay here. The rocket itself, of course, is needed – we have moved the Helium-3 tanks back underground for the time being, though storage space is limited. But on an … emotional level, several crew members have friends and contacts in areas affected by the ongoing Rio – São Paolo enclave disputes. You should know from my personnel file that I hold Rio citizenship, and my husband resides there now. We await additional information, hopefully by the next satellite passby.
(pause, trying to hold on to normal operations)
If the supply rocket has not yet launched, Wilder has requested some additional items for base repairs – five meters of reinforced vacuum jumper hose; three XR-sized air filters for laboratory use — we’re still clearing out the PIX-E experiment — and, I’m quoting, “As much duct tape as you can spare.”
(a bit of a chuckle)
I’ve done a few shifts lately assisting Wilder on their rounds – the duct tape is an absolute must-have. What they do with tape and twist ties to a fusion reactor is both impressive and horrifying at the same time; I don’t know where we’d be without them. Actually, I do, and it would involve a lot less component molecules than any of us are comfortable with.
(pause)
I’d also ask that you place my positive endorsement in their file. I know Security has ongoing concerns about the trustworthiness of enhanced persons; that prejudice needs to be eradicated.
(pause, more serious and a bit upset)
Particularly as our Security representative has been less than circumspect of late. I know you’ll have received a report on the incident, but as I was also in the quarters where they were discovered … I’d like to corroborate. I won’t go into details … but it was definitely not their private space or their private time, but the activities exposed were … very private indeed. While both are responsible for the incident, I feel that Security has an extra duty to exercise discretion.
(short pause)
I’m sorry, let me find my place. Rocket delay, Rio, base repairs, the Michell-Nessa thing … oh. In response to my report on discovered contraband, I was asked to provide details connecting names to the illicit items listed. At the time we didn’t log that information. It had not been requested, and at this date, I’m afraid my memory fails.
(pause, distracted but pushing on)
Base operations – all levels are staying within levels. HE-3 is at, umm, 32%, this is our storage, not the tanks for retrieval. Water is back up to 70% and stable. Power supply is optimal, fully on local panels until we go dark later in the week. Food stores are still adequate, though the requests submitted previously remain outstanding … until rocket arrival.
(brief, nervous pause)
Please … provide further details at the highest priority, both on the rocket schedule and the current situation that is causing the delays. I will monitor for updates.
(pause, coughs)
Personal message following to my husband: Please write back as soon as this is delivered. I don’t know what’s going on there, and …
(brief pause for breath)
A few words are enough, just … tell me you’re okay. I love you. Stay safe. Castor and Pollux, safe. All of you, safe. I love you.
(after a brief pause)
Moonbase Theta, out.
[end “Seventeen”, begin “Sixteen”]
ROGER: Broadcasting. Roger Bragado-Fischer speaking, Communications, Moonbase Theta. The date is September 1, 2098; the time is 20:43. Sixteen weeks, still counting down.
(pause, fairly reasonable but harried)
The rocket has just departed. It took most of the day to move the tanks back to the surface and onload, they made their return window with only minutes to spare. A full manifest will be sent by separate broadcast for your reference.
(pause, more focused)
Due to the loading schedule … I’ve only been able to sit now and listen to your message. The news that the enclaves are cooperating once again has relieved some tension among the crew; thank you for that. However, your assurances that all family members and corporate employees are safely accounted for, without providing personal details or direct messages from the same … are not making us feel all that secure.
(a bit more upset)
Just a few words from our loved ones, as soon as possible, any message from them at all, would be …
(restraining themself)
I’m sure you understand. We, umm, appreciate your ongoing efforts in this area.
(pause, pulling back in)
Tasks for the shutdown sequence continue. Ashwini has upgraded the automation on the radio telescope array, which has allowed us to scale back on monitoring duties. However, this has not resulted in their emergence from the observatory, not even at mealtimes. Helium mining operations continue, while ice mining has moved to lower priority. The reduction of these duties has allowed for a more constant supervision of the stasis pods. Wilder was able to find documentation that indicates the warning lights could be due to power fluctuations; please confirm if you are able.
(pause, more gently, opening up)
I’ve also been assisting Nessa with the hydroponic farm system. While our needs for produce and cultured proteins have diminished, scaling back has to happen in delicate steps, as the farm is tied into the air and water scrubbing mechanisms for the base. Also, there are aesthetic and emotional considerations – everyone tends to linger there on break and recreation periods. It’s a … welcome change from the sterile functionality of the other living areas.
(brief pause)
Much of the welcoming atmosphere comes from Nessa themselves, and that would be more difficult to reproduce. We’ve shared certain tasks since I took over responsibility for the genetic archives, but I’ve come to appreciate them even more while assisting on the farm. If our management issues continue, there could be a worse choice to fill in the gaps. Nessa is personable, listens closely and offers valuable feedback, and they have a remarkable mastery of Base rules and regulations.
(a bit maliciously)
When Michell came in complaining about secure protocols, Nessa had the appropriate Terms and Conditions right on the tip of their tongue, barely a pause despite the, uh, history between the two. It was impressive.
(pause)
Shortly thereafter, I was informed by Michell that there will be a coded Security report to broadcast later today. Be aware that is forthcoming.
(pause, stumbling a bit)
To … my Alexandre — sorry this is the personal message portion of the broadcast — to Alexandre, whenever you receive my messages, please respond, please let me know where you are and how you’re doing. It’s been a tense few weeks.
(briefest of pauses)
Working the farm, I’ve been reminded of our garden. The planting and harvesting, walking beside the rows while dusk shadows the sky, and stars and satellites become visible. The scent of the flowers, the rustling of stalks in the breeze, your hand in mine.
(a quiet laugh)
I’ve been reading that book of poetry you sent me; I found the one you loved as a child.
(reciting)
Slipping softly through the sky
Little horned, happy moon,
Can you hear me up so high?
Will you come down soon?
On my nursery window-sill
Will you stay your steady flight?
And then float away with me
Through the summer night?
Brushing over tops of trees,
Playing hide and seek with stars,
Peeping up through shiny clouds
At Jupiter or Mars.
I shall fill my lap with roses
Gathered in the milky way,
All to carry home to mother.
Oh! what will she say!
Little rocking, sailing moon,
Do you hear me shout — Ahoy!
Just a little nearer, moon,
To please a little boy.
(after a brief pause)
Moonbase Theta, out.
[episode credits]
CREDITS: Thank you for listening to Moonbase Theta, Out.
Leeman Kessler is Roger Bragado-Fischer.This episode was written, edited, and produced by D.J. Sylvis. Theme music is “Star”, by the band, Ramp. Check them out at Ramp-music.net. Additional credits are in the show notes, and additional show information is on https://monkeymanproductions.com. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter — we use Twitter a lot. And if you want to be one of the super moon heroes who help us make the show possible, support us at Patreon.com/monkeymanproductions. We give our backers a lot of extras and behind-the-scenes info, even special minisodes! And you always have our grateful thanks for listening, sharing the show with friends, joining our Discord chat with us — all the ways you become part of our moon-iverse community. Take care, and we’ll be back soon.
[end “Sixteen”]
OUTRO
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And now we bring you our Moment of… I can’t really read my notes. Hm. Is someone there? We’re listening.
[Moment of Wil . . . now with 100% more spooky, sparkly distortion]
WIL: [in a spooky, ethereal, distorted voice] Think . . . about a snail . . . he’s friendly . . .
That means it’s time for the credits.
This episode was recorded in the unceded territory of the Kalapuya people, the Clatskanie Indian Tribe, the Cowlitz Indian Tribe, and the Atfalati tribe. Colonizers named this place Beaverton, Oregon.
If you are looking for ways to support or donate to Native communities, Nicholas Galanin and First Light Alaska are running a fundraiser to benefit the LandBack movement. All funds raised go to Acquisition and Land Management Funds of the Native American Land Conservancy, to repatriate land back to Indigenous communities. This is not about removing people from the land; this is about recognition and respect for Indiegnous sovereignty and knowledge about ecosystems, climate, and caretaking of the land. You can donate to this initiative at https://www.gofundme.com/f/landback.
Our theme music is Reunion of the Spaceducks by the band KieLoKaz. You can find their music on Free Music Archive.
Our audio producer is Wil Williams.
Our marketing manager and line producer is Anne Baird, though for this episode, our line producer was Wil.
Our researcher is Heather Cohen.
Our submissions editor is Rashika Rao.
Our associate marketing manager is Jillian Schraeger.
Our transcriptionist is Katie Youmans.
Our audio consultant is Eli Hamada McIlveen
Our associate producer is Sean Howard.
Our executive producers are Fred Greenhalgh and David Rheinstrom.
Our mascot is Tickertape, the goat.
I’m your host, Elena Fernandez Collins. This has been Radio Drama Revival: all storytellers welcome.